It’s done! The theatre near my house has been playing Puppetry of the Penis. Every night there would be 30-40 half drunk giggling women outside the theatre, blocking the sidewalk and acting stupidly. Glad it’s gone….don’t know what is next.

Quote/Thought of the Day:“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.” -Ellen DeGeneres

Made it to the gym again this morning. 2 days in a row!

Bally’s has a sign in the pool area that says “Please dry off before entering shower area” . We need to make sure we do that, as we don’t want any water getting into the shower area, I guess. (???)

Had a smoothie at Jamba Juice this morning. Nice breakfast And they are $1 off at my location until 9am.

I’ve added the laugh.com player to the left, you can listen to comedy clips while you read my weblog!

Quote/Thought of the Day:I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn’t do anything…so anytime I had nothing to do, I’d just flick that switch up and down…up and down…up and down….Then one day I got a letter from a woman in Germany…it just said, “Cut it out.” - Steven Wright

Some Quotes from Steven Wright, comedian (he is very deep) Additional clips can be found here.

• I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
• I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world… Perhaps you’ve seen it.
• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You’d think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
• bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
• Last week I bought a new phone. I took it out of the box,hooked it up to the wall… Pressed redial. The phone had a nervous breakdown.

Got up and actually went to the gym today at 6:30! Good for me!

This was on my Murphy’s Law Calendar today:

Rule of the Great:When someone you greatly admire and respect appears to be thinking deep thoughts, he or she is probably thinking about lunch.

Hmmmmm….a gay version of The Bachelor? Very interesting….

Was watching “The Simpsons” tonight and it was the episode where they go to Toronto! Too funny! See a promo clip from Canadian television-requires Windows Media Player

Pictures from my Toronto trip are in my photo album. To see my movies, you will need Windows Media Player. I don’t know if the new version of Real Player works or not…will try later.

Creepy! Picked up the Chicago Tribune, and you can have obituaries based on certain criteria, emailed to you. You must really have a death fixation to subscribe to something like this.

Made it back in one piece. I was expecting the 3rd degree from the guard at the border, but he asked me one question! With all of the SARS stuff going on, I was expecting a lot more questioning!

I got up here and there are all of these new cases of SARS again. I have no plans of being anywhere CLOSE to a hospital. Promise.